The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!