The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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See through invisible people

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to die but once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!