The power to do nothing

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!