The power to lick your own elbow

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to think.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!