The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to fart flames

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to see with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!