The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the power to die

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the power to see through glass

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!