The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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the power to fart mace

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!