The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the power to fail any test you want

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!