The ability to fall unconscious at will.

The power to be HUMAN

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

The power to have a power

power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

the power to not have a power

The power to do nothing

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

the power to see through my eye lids

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

the ability to only do pointless things.

The power to know that Han Solo dies

the power to see the things that are happening right

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!