The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to glow in the dark

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The ability to sense cheese.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to taste your own spit

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!