The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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the power to get STD's

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power of asdfgh

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to have a power

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!