The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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Endless falling....

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!