the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to swim on land

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!