The power to read your own mind!

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The power to make fish drown.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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wast your time on the computer

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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the power to get STD's

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power of asdfgh

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Turn gold into lead.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to have a power

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!