The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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Really bendy thumb

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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Endless falling....

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the power to youtube poop

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!