The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to do nothing/

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!