The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to be buried at sea

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!