The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to read your own mind!

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to taste your own spit

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!