The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!