the power to get STD's

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to make people work and read ????

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Really bendy thumb

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!