The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!