The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power of exact change

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power of love

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!