The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power of exact change

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power of love

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!