The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!