The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to only tell the truth

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The ability to breathe automatically

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to become a carrot.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!