The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!