The power to control your own mind.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the power to be phone

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to get older every second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!