The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!