The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to move 7% faster.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to exist

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to fart in colour

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to make elton john gay

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!