The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!