the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Find Waldo

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to have a black president

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The power of exact change

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!