- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

The ability to breathe automatically

The powers to lose your current power forever

The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

the power to phaze through everything against your will

The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

Th power to be telepathetic

The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

The ability to have no abilities.

The power to give vegetables immortality.

you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

The power to only drink liquids

Going through obejects but cant move

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

The power to commit suicide.

The power to make someone think about frogs

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

Pointless Super Powers