The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the power to die at will

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!