the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to exist

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!