power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to see through glass

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to see through bones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!