the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!