the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The ability to have no abilities.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to only drink liquids

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!