The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to have no power

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!