the power to run in slow motion

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to have no power

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!