The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The ability to read your own mind

The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

The ability to open a door that was already open.

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to pee and poop at the same time.

The ability to make your heart teleport.

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!