The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

to power to do the bird is the word

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The powr too not bee abal too tipe

The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

The power to break a Nokia

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!