the super power to remove your super power

The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!