The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

The power to look like yourself

The power of minding your own business

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!