The power to kill yourself.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to listen to justin beiber

The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

the power to suck but only when your awesome

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

The power to see air

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to breathe ABOVE water.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!