The power of becoming sick when you need it.

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

The power to get off the internet and do something productive

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

The power to put up with your in-laws.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to be stupid reading this.

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

The power to kill yourself.

The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

The power to talk to people miles away.

the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

The power to get shot when you're alone

The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!