The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

The power to breathe ABOVE water.

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

The power to give vegetables immortality.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

Being able to fly in place.

The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

X ray vision on chairs

Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

The power of making your tits smaller

Having the power of a normal human

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!