The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!