The power to get thumbs down.

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to make dad jokes.

The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to not Waste time

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

the power to see with your eyes open

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!