the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

the power to make fire but only when you are in water

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

The power to be a virgin forever.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

The ability to poop glue.

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

The ability to blow strawberries

The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to liquify yourself.

the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

The power to erase anything written in pencil

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!