The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to kill yourself at will

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The ability to be raped.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The power to jump, but only on the ground.

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to resist trolling.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to say you have a superpower.

The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!