The power of eating but only when you're dead

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

The power to write pointless superpowers

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to have a atomic fart

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!