The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

The power to not care.

The power to breathe

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

The power to sleep through a dream.

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!