The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

The power to attract bullets.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

Guys, it's over.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!