To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

The power to be your self

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

being able to turn lead into dolphins.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!