the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to touch your toes

The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

The power to fall asleep each time you

the power of superspeed but only backwards

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to have the aim of Torres

The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

The power to call gkraatz gay

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!