The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to put out light from your butt

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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KeemStar

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!