The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power of love

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!