The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to glow in the light

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!