the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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power to fly only in the plane

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!