The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to wink with both eyes

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!