the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to die on command

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to have a power.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power of not knowing the future

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!