The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to die on command

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to have a power.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!