The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to peak braille

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the power to be a complete troll

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to have bad luck!

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!