The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The Power of cheese

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!