to not care about pointless superpowers

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to read braile.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!