the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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the power to die at will

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to understand myspace

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!