The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to be phone

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to sleep

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!