The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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NMR Vision

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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the ability to command watermelons

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!