The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to think about useless power

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!