The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Death at will

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!